Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to…
And so we say goodbye
Nov 2, 2016
I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…
I’m going to remind
Nov 2, 2016
Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…
Shut up and take my money
Ago 5, 2016
Dissect its brain! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! You…
Over the years
Ago 1, 2016
I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It…
Wow, you got that off the Internet?
Mag 18, 2016
Oh sure! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I've got to find a way to…
You have a good heart
Mag 18, 2016
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…
So I really am important?
Apr 18, 2016
Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Kif might! Bender, we're trying our best. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then…
Belligerent and numerous
Apr 3, 2016
I usually try Can I use the gun? I wish! It's a nickel. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!…
