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You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
Im nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I’m nobody’s taxi service;
I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! With gusto. No, I’m Santa Claus! Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! You can see how I lived before I met you. Ow, my spirit! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!
